Pitch for PickleWizard

Company / App Name: PickleWizard

What does it do?

Send people pickles and a crazy message anonymously through the mail for $5.00. Destroy their minds. I AM THE PICKLE WIZARD.

Why do we need it?

Everyone needs the PickleWizard in their life. It brings joy to the sender of the pickle, and utter confusion to the receiver. I AM THE PICKLE WIZARD

Who is it for?

Anyone who wants to confuse and mess with a friend, foe, family member, mortal enemy, terrible mother in law, and more. I AM THE PICKLE WIZARD

What makes it stand out from the crowd?

I am a pickle wizard. No one else sends people pickles in the mail. What would you do if you opened a letter addressed to you and all it contained was a pickle and a crazy, insane note? I AM THE PICKLE WIZARD

What’s next?

Send pickles to every country in the world. Pickle domination. Carrots? Broccoli? Any vegetable is on our list for our next potential product. I AM THE PICKLE WIZARD